A word of advice...

~According to CrazyQuote Coworker, anyone in China over the age of 28 and who is not married is an "aged single." I'd be better off with that if we added "malt scotch" to the end of it...

 ~Crazyquote Coworker's advice for single women over 30: "Women over 30 are difficult, so they should marry old men." >insert me laughing and asking why< CqCw's Response: "Because they ("old men") are the only ones who can handle them."