~Crazyquote Coworker said today that she's not going to buy any maternity clothing because "Maternity clothes don't look professional." Fair enough; I then asked what (in addition to her radiation-proof smock) she was going to wear that wasn't "unprofessional". She matter-of-factly goes "Sweatpants."
~Crazyquote Coworker just asked me to explain Texas. I was at a loss for words, fumbling with a description and then she goes "LIke is it a good city?" I said "Texas isn't a city, it's a..." and before I could say "state" she goes "Is it a village?"
~Crazyquote Coworker must be going through her pregnancy-rage phase, because this morning, annoyed at a friend of hers who was incessantly texting her, she shouted at her phone "I don't know how to wash you!" I laughed for a good 2 minutes before suggesting that she might mean "wash *my hands of* you."
~I shared a video link with Crazyquote Coworker of a fight between an Asian lady & another girl on a bus. CqCw speaks Chinese, Japanese & Korean, so I asked if she could understand the lady (who I thought was Chinese) & tell where she was from. After watching the video, CqC goes "I don't know what she is, I can't understand." I asked "Well is she Chinese?" CqC goes "I don't know, they all look the same."
